- In his toy kitchen Max stared intently at the “soup” on the stove, as if a key ingredient was missing. Finally it hit him: “More tacos!” Mon, Jun 08 @ 07:42 PM
- Trapped in an all-day meeting with a jammed BlackBerry trackball that denies all BrickBreaker love. Wed, Jun 10 @ 03:02 PM
- Most versatile punchline ever: “Canadians.” You’re welcome. Thu, Jun 11 @ 06:47 PM
- Relationship tip #81: Guys, ration your ladyfan pet names like spare kidneys. There’s no undo for burning your A material on a B girl. Thu, Jun 11 @ 06:56 PM
- Max is so excited about flying that he got in his stroller and is waiting patiently to go to the airport. An hour before we have to leave. Fri, Jun 12 @ 05:05 PM
- Penn Station is New York’s colon. Fri, Jun 12 @ 06:31 PM
- Oh, snap! The U.N. issued another strongly worded declaration condemning N. Korea’s nuclear program. Shit just got real. Fri, Jun 12 @ 08:20 PM
- (What, did you really think I’d link to a strongly worded U.N. declaration?) Fri, Jun 12 @ 08:20 PM
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