- Michael Bay makes the best ribs because his BBQ only has one setting: slow motion. Thu, Jun 25 @ 07:59 PM
- I can’t imagine taking care of an infant for 16 years. Thu, Jun 25 @ 08:03 PM
- Max: “I pooped in the closet.” Fortunately he was just asking for a diaper change. The closet was where he was playing at the time. Fri, Jun 26 @ 11:03 AM
- Hairy Middle Eastern men carrying signs advertising hair removal services wins the irony vote, but does it really get customers in the door? Fri, Jun 26 @ 11:38 AM
- It was a rhetorical question, Samir. It most definitely does not. Fri, Jun 26 @ 11:40 AM
- Realized why strip clubs have dark windows: seeing a bored stripper sitting on the bar with nothing to do on Sat afternoon is depressing. Sat, Jun 27 @ 01:40 PM
- Something only a parent might say #302: If you shove another bean in your ear there will be consequences! Sun, Jun 28 @ 06:42 PM
- Today’s gay pride march through the eyes of a 2-year-old: “I saw many people wearing funny clothes. And a fire truck.” Spot on, really. Sun, Jun 28 @ 06:47 PM
- That MJ’s death displaced news coverage of a brewing revolution in an unstable nation with nuclear aspirations says much about our country. Sun, Jun 28 @ 07:18 PM
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