- RT @sween: Robot stand-up: “AND WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HUMANS? ‘I ENJOY BREATHING. MY BODY IS SOFT AND EASILY DISSOLVED IN ACID.’ YES/NO?” Wed, Jul 15 @ 08:20 PM
- I said Max is growing up so fast I don’t know where my little man went. Max overheard, pointed at himself, and shouted, “I’m right here!” Fri, Jul 17 @ 10:03 PM
- Max is walking in circles (dining room, kitchen, family room, living room loop) and stopping on each lap to kiss my cheek. So fucking cute. Sat, Jul 18 @ 01:43 AM
- In my dream a friend tried to talk me into combat training Max so we could enter him in cage fights on the baby deathmatch circuit. Sat, Jul 18 @ 02:00 AM
- I haven’t seen Transformers 2 yet. My Big Budget B Movies Based on 1980’s Toys Fan Club membership card is going to being revoked. Sat, Jul 18 @ 07:17 PM
- And trust me, you don’t want to cross the BBBMBoETFC. Sat, Jul 18 @ 07:19 PM
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