- Inspired by all the triathletes in my midst, tonight I dusted off my running shoes. Tomorrow, I put them on. Tue, Jul 21 @ 10:40 PM
- Just kidding. I bought my last pair of running shoes when I was six. No way these are going to fit. Tue, Jul 21 @ 10:41 PM
- Actually I did run a few miles. I’m on pace to beat a morbidly obese 8-year-old girl by 2010. Oh, who am I kidding? 2011. Tue, Jul 21 @ 10:43 PM
- Intercessory prayer: because God loves a nark. Wed, Jul 22 @ 10:19 PM
- Seriously, if the deity you blindly worship has a suggestion box, maybe you should ask to see a diploma. Wed, Jul 22 @ 10:27 PM
- Central Park International Airport. Awesome. http://manhattanairport.org/ Wed, Jul 22 @ 11:11 PM
- Hating myself for enjoying this video. Thu, Jul 23 @ 04:40 PM
- Just in case @jenniferlynndunne runs out of thing to do in Colombia, here is a must-see. Thu, Jul 23 @ 04:44 PM
- Del Monte ketchup. The recession hits home. Thu, Jul 23 @ 06:05 PM
- My 2-year-old asked for ketchup for his pizza. Time to pawn the Camaro for a down payment on a double-wide. Thu, Jul 23 @ 06:25 PM
- Professional women, the 4-inch stripper heels aren’t helping. If I could trade in my chaps for pants, you can find some comfortable flats. Fri, Jul 24 @ 01:26 PM
- Wow. LAME 3.97 was crushed by DragonForce. Had to upgrade to 3.98.2 to encode at 320 kbps CBR without artifacts. Extreme power metal indeed. Sun, Jul 26 @ 04:13 AM
- 320 kbps CBR. You heard right. I’m one of THOSE people. Sun, Jul 26 @ 04:15 AM
- I can still tie the shit out of a Full Windsor. Sun, Jul 26 @ 02:49 PM
- I think I just endured an hour of relationship advice from a 50-year-old virgin. Sun, Jul 26 @ 05:08 PM
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