The week in tweets #67

  • Max and I are on our own for Labor Day. I want to get out of the city. Any ideas for a last-minute 3-year-old-compatible weekend getaway? Wed, Sep 02 @ 02:39 PM
  • Carrie: “Ikea is like an affordable trip to Sweden.” Thu, Sep 03 @ 09:04 PM
  • The iPhone’s typing correction makes me sound way less drunk than I really am. Thu, Sep 03 @ 09:59 PM
  • I’m at IKEA for the first time since I was old enough to play in the ball room. Sat, Sep 05 @ 01:33 PM
  • Toddlers don’t make empty threats, so when Max came up to me and said, “I have eggs in my pants,” I knew shit was about to get real. Sun, Sep 06 @ 03:31 AM
  • The Columbus Park playground is filthy. Max is encrusted in a layer of grime commensurate with a tour in a WWI trench. Sun, Sep 06 @ 04:02 PM

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