The week in tweets #68
- Humans domesticated animals around 9,000 BC. It then took us 11,000 years to put bacon on a cheeseburger. Survival of the fittest my ass. Mon, Sep 07 @ 12:02 AM
- RT @Vociferous: “Chavez plans closer ties with Iran.” This is like when a cheerleader loses her spot on the squad and goes goth. Mon, Sep 07 @ 12:30 PM
- Thanks to @johndunne for introducing me to @shitmydadsays. On Twitter, not real life. Justin’s dad scares me. Mon, Sep 07 @ 09:44 PM
- A fantastic video about why the USA needs health care reform. No politics, just science, so you won’t see this on CNN. Tue, Sep 08 @ 12:35 AM
- Clonazepam tea. Why does this not exist yet? Tue, Sep 08 @ 12:50 AM
- My doc made a fat dig! “You might have to stay off your feet for a week, avoid jogging. Doesn’t look like that will be a problem for you.” Tue, Sep 08 @ 12:15 PM
- And THAT is why we need health care reform. Tue, Sep 08 @ 12:18 PM
- The new official Flickr iPhone app rocks. Even slicker than the already polished web app. Check it out in the app store. Tue, Sep 08 @ 08:40 PM
- Max loves “Science is Real,” a cute tune and video by They Might Be Giants. Wed, Sep 09 @ 02:03 AM
- Seven hours of silence. No information at all. Did she really exist? Was it all just a dream? Not knowing is the hardest part. #whereispaige Wed, Sep 09 @ 11:58 PM
- “When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do?” They say you can ask ANYTHING at preschool parent orientation, but they don’t mean it. Thu, Sep 10 @ 09:08 PM
- “A devout Catholic who popped into church to thank God for his rescue was crushed to death by a 860 lb stone altar.” Fri, Sep 11 @ 02:12 AM
- Your iPhone case is fugly. Yeah, I’m talkin’ to you. Fri, Sep 11 @ 05:59 PM
- RT @shitmydadsays: “I turn the faucet on and the shower burns you. Yes, I get it. No, I’m not gonna stop. Just saying I get that concept.” Fri, Sep 11 @ 06:20 PM
- RT @tpuzak: RT @johndunne: It is time to play: Cheese or Font! (Double retweet, bitches!) Fri, Sep 11 @ 07:55 PM
- At the Bklyn Book Festival. It’s like an NPR-run anti-Comic-Con for nerds who read above a third-grade level. With no booth babes. It blows. Sun, Sep 13 @ 02:01 PM
- Digging the Red Pill Press table. Books by Obama birthers, 9/11 truthers, and UFO abductees. It’s like watching FOX News. Sun, Sep 13 @ 02:35 PM
- I joined Facebook. The Apocalypse is nigh. Sun, Sep 13 @ 05:59 PM
- Always sad when I block the porn bots and realize that I have 34 followers on Twitter instead of 14,628. Sun, Sep 13 @ 06:22 PM
- I finally get it: Facebook is just LinkedIn for staying in touch with people who can’t get me a job and beat me up in high school. Awesome. Sun, Sep 13 @ 11:14 PM
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When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
It’s been a long since I wrote something profound here:-)
Posted 19 Feb 2010 at 12:16 am ¶Post a Comment